January 2011
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Titles of Rejected Poetry Ideas.
Christian Audigier Resplendent
An Ode to the Logarithmic Increase of my Friend Jeffery’s Nigerian Accent upon the Consumption of Tequila Shots
The Cumulo-Nimbus Gently Skims the Stratosphere
Navelgaze
Godamn Fuck-Ass Jesus Cunt
I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
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BURN TO SHINE
There’s a big sports game at University of Maryland coming up. Could care less about that but throwing a flaming couch off a roof and maybe flipping some cars sounds real fun. At the very least fighting some kids from North Carolina.
Who wants to go?
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Modest Birthday wishlist:
A complete outfit from Stefano Pilati’s YSL for Atelier collection including the croc-embossed calfskin tote.
The iconic Ann Demeulemeester feather necklace in black (or reasonable facsimile thereof created by local artisan)
That Goatsnake tee on the Southern Lord webshop with the early Sunn 0))) logo.
A numbered lithograph from Banks Violette for my new place
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Shows in the Baltimore area that I might be excited about going to in the next several months:
Rachmaninoff’s Second Piano Concerto at the Meyerhoff
Eyehategod at Sonar
Agalloch at Sonar
Wino with Scott Kelly (acoustic) at Sonar
Weedeater at Sonar
Atheist at Sonar
Mountain Goats at Ottobar
Anyone who feels similarly, drop me a line. I think these are in loose chronological order.
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Famiglia
My family is helping me get ready for this semester!
1. I let my brother use my laptop for the weekend and he dropped it down the stairs. The cracked LCD screen actually looks like some halfway decent modern art.
2. My mom informed me that $400 a month rent on a room that’s a short walk from a major state university is way too expensive and she will not be subsidizing my lifestyle...
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I AM IRON CAPITALISM
“It was the height of the Cold War. The readers – the young readers – if there was one thing they hated it was war, it was the military, or, as Eisenhower called it, the military-industrial complex. So I got a hero (Iron Man) who represented that to the hundredth degree. He was a weapons manufacturer. He was providing weapons for the army. He was rich. He was an industrialist. But he was a...
WHO NEEDS CANDLES WHEN YOU GOT COKE RAP?
You make me feel like
the three song stretch on Lord Willin
between Virginia and Cot Damn, culminating
with the majestic percussive drop
that happens just before the
second verse of Grindin.
I’d like to thank all my followers on tumblr. Both of you guys are really awesome!
IS THIS HOUSE A HOME?
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In desperate need of housing in Catonsville that is at least an easy bike ride to UMBC. I am funny and charming and own few things, though they are nice and I generally take good care of them. If you have a problem with tubas we will still be perfectly cool because I think it is a dumb instrument and in fact don’t play anything noisier then a coffee grinder.
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I will make a very good...
Lex Luger is the most exciting thing happening in hip hop right now.
Fellow Travelers
Some memorable fellow travelers from my trip to the holy land:
“Maths” Great conversationalist and the rare product of an upper middle class nuclear family who has not spurned his existence with idiotic tattoos and drug habits. His simultaneous achievement of and distaste for conventional success is refreshing and inspiring.
I am now thinking about law school again though my...
Holy shit
brief Internet access in the promised land. Everything is overwhelming and intense.
Also the small chance of violent death at the hands of a terrorist is really kind of thrilling.
